Okay, folks! It's time to liven the place up a little. Feeling a little mischievous this morning, I started writing a story and since I'm lazy and rarely finish things, I decided to let you guys do it. All ya gotta do is keep with the "theme" which will be obvious. I can't wait to see your contributions! Here's the story so far:
Bangles, Bobbles and Booby Prizes
Being a blonde bombshell from Brooklyn, full of beer and bored, she became brave. She embarked on a journey that blasted her to the Bay for basking. Bombarded by bearded, belligerent boobs was beginning to boggle her, so she left the Bay to blast into Burbank, where she won a booby prize at the bakery, that being a beloved Bassett hound that bayed at the blue moon. Now the brave blonde from Brooklyn buys black bloomers and Barbies from Ebay. Still bored and full of beer............
Belle's part:
....she blows into Boston for some baked beans and Bangles reunion. While there she bumps into a boozer who wants ro borrow a few bucks. She replies,"I am broke...you boorish,boring,bootlicking bum!Beat it!"
She then boards a big silver bird in the bitter cold that will blast her blondness back to Brooklyn.
^Belle^ (Thanks, Belle!)
PolarB's part:
When the blond bombshell boarded that big silver bird back to Brooklyn, she drank some more booze and came up with a hair-brained idea she thought was brilliant, and before she knew it, she had bribed a boyishly handsome man to buy her a plane ticket to Bangkok! Her boredom would soon be replaced by brazen bravado as she blundered her way through the airport as soon as they landed back in Brooklyn... She brightened and breathed a sigh of relief as she finally spotted the sign where the boarding dock was ready to leave for Bangkok... The blond bombshell boarded another big jet with the man who had all the boyish charms and a brilliant white smile with bright pearly teeth... the blond thought to herself as she smiled at him, that's an added bonus! As she found her seat and asked for the good booze this time, she looked out her window once they were in the air and saw beautiful breathtaking scenery but then out of the blue she remembered something and almost went berserk! "Oh my!" she exclaimed as she clutched her bossoms.... "I made a big boo boo! I left my new bloomers on the other plane!"----PolarB ;) (that's hilarious PB!)
Whit's part: (thanks, Whit!)
On her way back to Brooklyn, Beth, our blonde bombshell, met a bloke named Bob who blew her black bloomers away. Beth bombarded her new beau with a boundless barrage of bluster about her breakup with her former boring boyfriend.
Bob, bewildered by her bickering, besotted behavior, believed it best to ...
SarahW's part:
...she bustles her beguiling backside to the Bronx where she's bonked by a bookish brute in boots, and heads for the boondocks where she meets a babbling boor who boots her out. Bombed, she takes her bony, boozy body with no boobs to a brothel where she bowls over a bossy, big-shot bonehead who forces her to bow to and bang him. She bounds out the door and bumps into a brawny butcher brandishing a beer bottle who busts her butt. She fights off the blockhead with a blackjack, thus ending the brawl. She bolts back to Brooklyn--bruised, bewildered and bored--to her bullheaded boyfriend. (outstanding, Sarah!)
And BethAnne wrote:
Boy, if I had know you were Bullwinkle, Beth the blonde said to her boorish boyfiend, I would have bought a Browning and mounted you on my blue bedroom wall. But the boorish boyfiend, being boundless in his beligerance berated her. Beth bounded to the door and bounced him out on him bum. Befuddled Beth began to ponder the ball, beginning at Buckingham Palace. So she borded a B12 Bomber as it was going her way... (Thanks, Beth!)
Okay, we need more!