I have so many irons in the fire, I can't keep track of em all! Just when are my clones going to arrive anyway? I need one to go to a neighboring town and rent a new building for our satellite location to move to. Another one to go to this infernal training on Friday, which I'll have to leave for on Thursday since I live in the sticks and EVERYTHING is at least 200 miles away. Where's that clone that's gonna write these grants for me and the one that will produce progress reports for funding sources? Oh yes, and one more to hire a new person for yet another satellite location who might as well take over coordinating the training for 14 more. Then I need two more to attend all these friggin meetings!
There, I feel better, lol. As long as they are on their way, I'm fine. I'll take care of the house, the dogs, the pups and of course, pick up my paycheck for Ice to put in the bank, lol. Sounds nice, doesn't it? And bears don't sh__ in the woods, do they?
We actually got 1.7 inches of rain over the weekend. You'd think it was gold falling out of the sky the way we're all carrying on about it. And of course we're greedy gusses and want more. Truth is, we need a lot more. Our local lake, which is a big tourist area is 25 feet below normal. There are islands that never existed before and to launch a boat requires backing up, dumping it off the trailer and shoving it over the edge, lol. Well, that last statement is a little over the top, but you get the idea. We have more rain in the forecast this weekend, but it's a long way off, so things may change before then. I sure hope not.
Buster and Prissy have finally cooled down their "courtship", so I think it may be safe to mix them with the rest of the dogs again. Poor Junior hasn't been able to come in and lounge on his couch for a couple of weeks now. It's time to give him a good bath, bring him in and just spoil him for a while. He's such a sweet baby boy. He has those big brown eyes that make you just melt. He gets em from his Mama, LaQuinta. She's a real sweetie too. Aw heck, I'll just get to the truth of the matter and get it over with. Each and every dog we have is literally sugar coated and the best dogs that ever lived. So Pup, shut up your bragging and get on to another subject. Okay, okay.
New Flash! I just got this email that explains everything:
For a couple years I've been blaming it on
lack of sleep, not enough sunshine,
too much pressure from my job, earwax
build-up, poor blood or anything else
I could think of.
But now I found out the real reason:
I'm tired because I'm overworked.
Here's why:. . .The population of this
country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this there are 29 million employed by
the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work
2.8 million are in the armed forces
preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the other work.
Take from that total the 14.8 million people
who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people
in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people
in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ass,
at your computer, reading this blog.
NICE. REAL NICE!
ROFL! No wonder I'm tired and no wonder I need a dozen clones. I'm fighting a losing battle, for pete's sake. I think I'm so tired that I'm getting downright silly, but I keep reminding myself that this is just a blog and I can say anything I want, silly or not. Ain't it great that we can be whatever we want when we want and just keep typing away til our fingers fall off just because we're in a chatty mood?
Actually, I decided I should post something since I was getting pretty carried away with my comments on others' blogs, just typing away like I had all night, lol. Makes for some pretty long comments that may as well just be posted. I do tend to get on my soap box now and then too. Then I take a good look at myself and think, "Puppy, just shut up. Who died and made you an expert anyway?"
Yeah, I'm just typin' along like I have good sense, rattling away. BTW, if you haven't taken a look at my last post, please do. I'll end this tyrade of total nonsense with one last thought:
Red Skelton For President!