The bones feel old and the puppy is crabby...
Where's my corset.....I feel flabby....
Ice and puter, they're not friends...
And tech support can't make amends....
Contractors still aren't finished...the bathroom's a mess....
And Puppy's impatient, I must confess.....
Big new shower, so pretty and clean.....
I wanted it yesterday, should I get mean?......
I'll sic Junior on him.......... yes he'll get his!.....
If I can get "baby boy" Junior off the couch, that is....
Treadmill's been moved to the wrong spot, you see
Right where the Christmas tree.....should be....
Will it go up?....I'm giving up hope.......
Times running out....I'm almost out of rope...
I know what I'll do since treadmill's in the way....
Put the tree in the shower....... it won't be finished anyway.
Puppy's gettin tired of listening to herself bitch....
Time to go to bed....stop being such a witch.....
Snuggle with my Bear........some call him Ice
Ahhh....just where I wanna be.....so very nice.
Goodnight all. :)