I’m sittin here, minding my own business, blogging away and in my own little world when I hear it…what is that?
Is it thunder? No, the sound is too close….
It’s getting closer still….seems to be coming from the back steps.
Oh no!….. it seems to be coming from the living room now, getting louder….and CLOSER!…….I brace myself for the unknown onslaught of….what?….
Then I see it….a furious big blur of activity streaking around the kitchen counter, getting louder and louder and OH MY GOD!…..IT’S COMING RIGHT AT ME!!!!
Ten feet away…..five……HELP!!!!! It’s black and white and gray and moving at incredible speed….three…..two…no time to run…it explodes upon me and all around me and I close my eyes, afraid to see…
I feel sharp things scraping at my skin and wet things touching my hands, arms and feet….I hear panting and high pitched cries…and what is that smell?!…….
Doggy breath!
I open my eyes, awash with relief and smothered in...you guessed it......Schnauzers!
Hi, guys! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m excited to see you too! Wish I had six arms and hands so I could pet you all at the same time. Oh, you guys are so funny, settle down a little please. No, I’m all out of treats. Thank you for your undying devotion and yes, I love you all too! Hey Hon, next time give me a little warning when you’re about to open the outside gate, okay? But thank you for making my day. There they go…..off to seek out my favorite shoes and drag them outside….oh no you don’t!…..Give me that! Come back here!!!.......Such is a day in the life of a Schnauzer lover…... :)